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Faire-uncle interventions..
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Faire-uncle interventions..
Imagine if you will....

The pretty young daughter of a single mom who happens to be part of our faire family brings her new boyfriend to faire. The downcast eyes, baggy pants, and mop hair do not endear the young man to mom, and actually instill a feeling of distrust...

Mom asks a handfull of "uncles" to take the boy for a walk and give him the talk that is usually reserved for fathers...

without undo elaboration....we handed the boy back physically shaking but better informed...

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RE: Faire-uncle interventions..
. . . and yet another awesome slice of awesomeness I missed out on?

Well, do tell!

At least if you all share your stories, pictures, whatnot HERE, we who were unable to make it this year can be involved . . .

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09-06-2011 08:30 AM
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RE: Faire-uncle interventions..
Well, here's some snippets for ya (and I paraphrase the best I can remember):

Look at me when I'm talking to you. (said more than once)

This is why they don't have weddings at a slaughter house

And why are we having this conversation? (Ulfric)
To protect him (me)
I could give rat's ass about him (Ulfric)
We're just protecting him from himself (me)
Right, because we are protecting you from yourself. Look at these trees. Do you know why they grow so well? There's a body planted at the base of each one. (Ulfric)

And pull your damn pants up, you look ridiculous.
09-06-2011 08:56 AM
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RE: Faire-uncle interventions..
and don't forget.."On a scale of 1 to 10...how would you say this relationship is going so far?"

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RE: Faire-uncle interventions..
(09-06-2011 12:40 PM)Ulfric Wrote:  and don't forget.."On a scale of 1 to 10...how would you say this relationship is going so far?"

which was followed by, "Look at me."

I think you actually got a half assed smile from him on that one.
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RE: Faire-uncle interventions..
Oh, guys... this is priceless...
this needs to be on video in re-enactment form...
or in a SCENE in a story...

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RE: Faire-uncle interventions..
Pretty sure the kid never thought there would ever be an instance where "10" was the wrong answer to that question..

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RE: Faire-uncle interventions..
I'm not thinking there ever will be unless she dumps him.
09-06-2011 06:59 PM
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RE: Faire-uncle interventions..
Victory Sounds Awesome.

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RE: Faire-uncle interventions..
See? THIS is CLASSIC stuff, right here . . .

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RE: Faire-uncle interventions..
Yeah, this kid was thrown to the wolves.

I'd almost say that I felt sorry for the kid, but there is no way I could say it straight faced.
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RE: Faire-uncle interventions..
(09-07-2011 01:51 PM)dragonsphyre Wrote:  Yeah, this kid was thrown to the wolves.

I'd almost say that I felt sorry for the kid, but there is no way I could say it straight faced.


Quite LITERALLY!

This is the sort of thing that should be written out in manuscript form for people to laugh their asses off. I'm chuckling with just what you've posted

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RE: Faire-uncle interventions..
There were several points where Jon and I had to look away because we were laughing too hard. It was that much over the top. It would not have surprised me if a deputy had asked a few questions later that day.

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RE: Faire-uncle interventions..
Fantastic stuff. This needs to happen more and more nowadays. Dern kids need to learn some respect!!

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09-08-2011 07:10 AM
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RE: Faire-uncle interventions..
defining something as "over the top" in an environment filled with adults dressed in funny costumes, talking in funny accents, and drinking funny beverages . . .

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