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Faire Re-Writes
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Count Adolfo Offline
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Faire Re-Writes
This is a place to showcase your lyrical talents.
Post a KARAOKE video of a song...
with YOUR lyrical rewrite in the post.

This way, we may even end up with some new "Faire songs" that are uniquely ours... so to speak.



I'll start it off
Sing along, ok?





I was out at the Faire
With the wind in my hair
At the Pub with the rest of my friends

We were tossin' them back
With the whole Clan M'Crack
And we drank to where Faire never ends

Well, once we got goin'
the Guinness was flowin'
And I got up and raised my mug
I said "Here's to you and all the things we've been through
And barmaids with outstanding jugs!"

So bring me... two pina coladas
I need one for each hand
Let's set sail with Captain Seamus
...and never leave dry land
Hey, troubles, we've forgot'em
We buried them in the sand
So bring me two pina coladas
And say goodbye to ol' Scorpio Sam
Goodbye

So I drank to LJ
And we toasted Lord A
And the mood was so light and fun
Eases our minds, this leavin' behind
All the drama that plagued everyone.
Now we've got a smile
That goes on for miles
From Rennie to Rennie it seems
And I've got to say
That it's better this way
Without all the plotting and schemes

So bring me two pina coladas
I've gotta have one for each hand
let's set sail with Captain Seamus
Oh, and never leave dry land
Our troubles, we forgot'em
we buried them in the past
So bring me two pina coladas
Because my mug seems to empty out fast

Bring, Bring, Bring me two pina coladas
Yeah, I've gotta have one for each hand
let's all set sail with Captain Seamus
Oh, and never leave dry land
Our troubles, we forgot'em
We buried 'em in the sand
we buried them in the sand
haha
So bring me two pina coladas
And have a drink with the Harbinger Man

Bring me
Two pina coladas
I gotta have one for each hand
Let's all set sail with Captain Seamus
and we will never leave dry land
hey, drama, we ain't got it
we buried it in the sand
so bring me two pina coladas
and say hello to the Harbinger man

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02-11-2011 04:46 PM
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RE: Faire Re-Writes
Count Adolfo..well done sir ! Love the new lyrics. You should take up song writing. Hmmmm..do i hear Garth Brooks calling ?

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02-11-2011 09:40 PM
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Count Adolfo Offline
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RE: Faire Re-Writes
I'm more of a Weird Al
though... I HAVE written a few songs.

OK, let's see if I can do another one here... and get you folks inspired to do the same... here's an old one I did some time back:






Seamus:

"Nibblin' on jerkey... can't afford the turkey...
Though those big legs are some great Rennie grub.
My Harbinger duties... is flirt with the cuties...
And herald the Horsemen when they get to the Pub"

ALL:

"Wastin' away again in Rennieville"

LJ:

"Searchin' for my lost wanderin' mug"

ALL:

"Some people claim that it's our lifestyle to blame..."

DS:

"But we know... he'll just drink from the jug"



Ulfric:

"I know I'm the reason...they come here all season"

Adolfo, LJ and DS:

"He may believe that, but it isn't true" (Ulfric looks at crowd and nods his head)

Adolfo:

"We come for the women"

DS:

"In wenches we're swimmin' "

Seamus:

"Hey, now, where's my beer?"

LJ: (hiding Seamus' mug)
"I haven't a clue"

ALL:

"Wastin' away again in Rennieville"

Adolfo:

"Searchin' for a lass that I may keep"

DS, LJ and Ulfric:

"Some people claim that it's the woman to blame"

Seamus:

"Hey, now, whoa... not a word about sheep!"

(instrumental break)

ALL:

"The vendors are closing... so we're off to Pub sing
Waiting for cannon to signal the end"

LJ:

"But my mug is still missing"

Adolfo:

"And there're still girls for kissing"

ALL:

"So we hope you'll hang with the Horsemen again!"

ALL:

"Wastin' away again in..."

LJ:

"DRUNKEN!"

ALL:

"...Rennieville
Searchin' for a... pub still servin' ale!"

Seamus:

"Some rennies claim that there's a pirate to blame..."

ALL: (chuckling)

"But we know... that's a whole 'nother tale"

LJ:

"Yes, and..."

ALL:

"We have all learned..."

Adolfo, Seamus, Ulfric, DS:

"That LJ's mug will return"

LJ:

"But this, too... is a whole other tale"

Il Conte Adolfo Ludovico DiCesare DiAmore

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02-12-2011 01:57 AM
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RE: Faire Re-Writes
I'd like to see this actually performed...XD

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02-12-2011 09:17 AM
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Lady D'Arbanville Offline
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RE: Faire Re-Writes
Count.. Wow..you have a lot of free time!


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02-12-2011 10:15 AM
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Count Adolfo Offline
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RE: Faire Re-Writes
(02-12-2011 10:15 AM)Lady DArbanville Wrote:  Count.. Wow..you have a lot of free time!

Not as much as you might think...
it doesn't take me much time to write one

Il Conte Adolfo Ludovico DiCesare DiAmore

Renpocalypse White Horseman of Romance Heart
IBRSC Liaison, FL ~ Rogue # 464
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"Non esiste sfida non posso rispondere con la mia lingua, un stocco e una rosa"
02-12-2011 12:36 PM
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RE: Faire Re-Writes
well done!
02-12-2011 02:06 PM
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